A Wayhaven for My Brain

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Being a big fan of Geekdad, this makes me... uh... geeked, so I'm delighted to pass this review on.

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This is something I found and modified slightly a few years back. Backstory: Bally's Health Club insisted that I owed them money based on a membership I'd canceled years ago. They sold the alleged debt to a debt collection agency, who then sent a letter to me. Being that a) I had canceled my membership under the terms of the contract and Bally's had failed to keep a proper record of that cancellation, and b) the alleged debt was incurred over a decade ago, I figured that the debt had already been written off and this was an attempt for someone to try to sneak themselves a profit.

Turns out I was right. Debt collection agencies buy old, written-off debts for pennies on the dollar, and then try to scare consumers into paying debts that have already disappeared. If you're in a situation where collectors are coming after you, don't make a payment (that's admitting that the debt is valid, and you'll be on the hook for the remainder). Instead, use this handy letter:
( This letter right here! )

The old-debt collection agencies only make their money if people shut up and pay these vanished amounts. Any time they spend trying to prove that you owe is money down the drain for them, and chances are good they have no real proof for something that happened years ago anyway. If they do have proof, then you're on the hook and should pay - but make them prove it.

Happy Fourth!

My pal seankreynolds is selling more stuff on Ebay!

Check it out!

The other day we had a funky odor coming from the sink area. I figured it was something not properly disposing in the disposal, so I ran the disposal and the smell seemed to vanish for a bit and then returned.

( and this is what I did about it. )

After I'd had a thorough session of profanity, it struck me that this was a possible pocket explanation for ways a lot of people (not just me!) approach problems: not taking complete stock of the situation, jumping to conclusions, and creating way too much work for themselves when a more careful examination would have revealed the problem right away.

My only consolation is that Robin didn't diagnose it right either.

Apparently the Iranian people are pretty pissed off about the likely-stolen elections. Wait, scratch "pretty" and make that "incredibly".

Here's a report from the BBC that was shot largely using cell phones, after the police confiscated the journalists' cameras and tapes.



What's the best move for the US right now? Oddly, it appears that our best move is to not get too involved. Given our history with Iran, the clerics and the current government will seize on any sign of US alliance or influence with the pro-democracy people, and use that to justify (more) brutal crackdowns. The state is already arresting opposition leaders and sending in riot police; who knows how much further this will go?

Here's an excellent post from Laura Rozen, with links to take to you to other informative pieces about the election.

In the meantime, keep your thoughts with the people of Iran. Despite what the neocons would have you believe, they are not our enemies.

I would like to return the favor for seankreynolds, and point out that he has Birthright stuff on Ebay. Oh, and I've agreed to sign it for those who want me to.

For an additional fee, I won't.

I had forgotten. Shame on me.

1. KidWords 2.0 (caution: opens iTunes) is available in the iTunes store. Now features my soothing baritone as a voice-over in the app help with the images, music and effects volume sliders, and more. KidWords 2.1 coming soon (but this version's still worth getting).

2. First term is almost over, and so far only about six of my 33 students are failing - four because they don't do the work, two because they can't do the work. I consider that as a win, all things considered.

3. Interfaces 2009 is almost upon us. This year I've managed to convince some pals (Chris Avellone, Stone Perales, Zeb Cook, Steven Schend) to show up and talk to my students, and I'm hoping to get some local people interested in video games, design, and art to show up too so that we can actually get a cohesive game development community working in Michigan.

4. Team Cybergeist is gearing up for live shows. Why should you care? Because my wife's on the album, that's why.



5. Running season is back! Or rather, SERIOUS running season is back. Hills yesterday, some interval work today, 4-miler tomorrow morning, 6 on Saturday... and then more karate. Active summer YAY.

I know demi-famous people!

In particular, this link is about my pal (and rumored gay lover) seankreynolds, who has been a reliably awesome but behind-the-scenes guy for 15 years... which is weird, considering that he was the webmaster for TSR during the rollout of the non-douchey part of the TSR web policy.

He should really get more recognition - not only is he an awesome person, he's got a great mind and keen insights. So here, now, I present for your recognition: SEAN!

... was apparently seankreynolds, who relates this entertaining story. Here's a teaser:

In fact, given the weird gossip around the office, there were actually rumors that Colin and I were secretly gay (we weren't and aren't) and were in a relationship (ditto) or were having a polyamorous relationship with a female friend of ours (ditto). Colin and I laughed about it a lot because we didn't care, it was just funny that people would assume that.

This is a roundabout way of saying HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to Monte and Sue, who had the good sense to get married on one of the best days of the year.

As montecook has noted, Green Ronin is releasing a followup to the acclaimed Hobby Games: The 100 Best, entitled Family Games: The 100 Best.

Essayists include such legendary creators as Alan R. Moon (designer of Ticket to Ride), Matthew Kirby (Apples to Apples), Richard Garfield (Magic: The Gathering), Susan McKinley Ross (Qwirkle), Michael Schacht (Zooloretto), Peter Olotka (Cosmic Encounter), Leo Colovini (Clans), Mike Selinker (Risk: Godstorm), Tom Wham (Great Khan Game), James Ernest (Kill Dr. Lucky), Phil Orbanes (Cartel), Eric Goldberg (Junta), David Parlett (Hare & Tortoise), Kevin Wilson (Descent), Emiliano Sciarra (Bang!), Warren Spector (Toon), Ian Livingstone and Steve Jackson (co-founders of Games Workshop), and dozens of other noteworthy and award-winning designers. Family Games: The 100 Best also features a foreword by board game legend and Senior Director of Product Acquisition for Hasbro Games Mike Gray (Fortress America) and an afterword by author and actor Wil Wheaton (Stand By Me, Star Trek: The Next Generation).

Looking over the list of designers involved, and knowing that Monte's in too, it gives me great pleasure to say that I'm one of the "dozens of others". I am delighted to be in this company, and I hope that my contribution will bring something to the conversation.

Look for it... uh... soon!

I mentioned before that I was teaching. Here's the deal:

Last year, I attended the Interfaces conference sponsored by the International Academy for Design & Technology. While there, I ran into a guy from the IGDA. He in turn convinced me to speak about 3lb Test (our testing services company) for an IGDA meeting, and at THAT, I met Kim Callery, the game production department chair at IADT. She asked me to come in and give a talk about documentation for her department (faculty and students alike), I agreed, and it went over swimmingly.

Next thing you know, I've been asked to teach a class.

So now I'm an adjunct professor, teaching Game Theory and Mechanics. I have two sections: T-Th, from 8:15 to 10:45, and Saturday from 8:15 to 1:15. I lecture for 45 minutes or so, have them do some game design exercises in teams, present their work, and then I either lecture more or give them an essay or quiz.

Class is going well so far; I've had a couple of students tell me emphatically that they love my class, and I keep telling them to give it time. I've also had them tell me that I'm definitely the most interesting teacher they've got - possibly because I figure it's important to keep them having fun while they learn, under the philosophy that if designing games is fun, learning about designing games should be fun too. There's no reason to make education deadly serious.

Except, unfortunately...

Today I'm grading essays and I've just had two in a row that I've written SEE MEs on. I could swear that I'd spent an hour in class clearly explaining the formal elements of games, and how game PLAY is distinct and separate from formal elements (Players, Boundaries, Objectives, Rules, Procedures, Resources, Conflict, and Outcome). In fact, my lecture notes explicitly outline my discussion to that effect.

So now instead of being fun, I have to be the asshole who tells these guys that they need to apply themselves. I happen to know that at least one of them is already on academic probation, so I might be the guy who gets them failed out of school.

Gonna be awesome.

EDIT: Turns out that 12 of my 25 students have SEE MEs. Clearly, this warrants a piece of the lecture and a new rule. Now I need to figure out how to keep them convinced that I want them to succeed (without being the A-grade-machine).

freeport_pirate has posted this excellent rant on accountability, and I encourage people to over and take a look at it. Is the Obama administration going to close the books on the Bush era without bringing its worst excesses under the light of justice? Are we ever going to see an answer to the torturers and liars besides a book deal? Will we become a nation where all our elected officials are simply citizens, rather than aristocrats who are above the law?

Anyway, take a look at the link. It should generate some good discussion.

... that I can be its MASTER.

I will perfect my own race of people... a race of atomic supermen...

WHICH WILL CONQUER THE WORLD.


muah ha ha ha ha ha

In case I haven't gotten around to thanking all of you for your lovely comments the last time around, let me do so here, publicly, in a place where the whole world can see it*: YOU ROCK.

As a reward, or perhaps some sort of strange punishment, for your kind words, you can now sample my dulcet tones and hear the KidWords theme music in our promo video!


Comments, hate mail, and other constructive criticism on my voiceover debut are entirely welcome.

Later, we'll talk about my teaching gig.

* assuming they care to see

It all started when Robin got her iPhone. The kids started stealing it right away. We figured that we wanted to put something on there that would keep them entertained and educated, rather than randomly surfing around on YouTube ("Daddy, what's this goatse. image, and what's wrong with his butt?"). We came up with KidWords.

It's a spelling game geared toward kids between 4-10 years old. We provide a colorful image up top and picker wheels below, and the kid tries to spell a word that's between 3-6 letters long (they can choose the length they're most comfortable with). We've got a variety of settings to keep the game challenging, a groovy little tune to keep them dancing, and a bunch of updates planned - all for the low-low-low price of a buck ninety nine (that's 1.99).

We've also got a Lite version up for people who only want to spend .99.

Check it out!
Our app. (note: opens iTunes App Store)

For me, at least.

mysticalforest started me off on this by linking to the new Microsoft ad that targets Macs as being too pricey, too cool, and gosh, just too unattainable.

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-US&amp;playlist=videoByUuids:uuids:0bb6a07c-c829-4562-8375-49e6693810c7&amp;showPlaylist=true&amp;from=shared" target="_new" title="Laptop Hunters $1000 – Lauren Gets an HP Pavilion">Video: Laptop Hunters $1000 – Lauren Gets an HP Pavilion</a>

(One quick note: The ad shows this woman walking into the Mac store, and walking out and announcing that they didn't have what she wanted. If you pay attention, you'll see the same pedestrian outside the store, having moved about, oh, ten feet down the sidewalk. I'm guessing that the price vapors wafted off everything and convinced the actress that she couldn't find anything there, but as cinema verite goes, this one doesn't quite cut it.)

The main thrust of my argument is this: PRICE versus VALUE. I've had one Mac or another for about six years now. The PC is cheaper, yes, but the time I spent working on it, tinkering with it, trying to get it to talk effectively across networks, and in general trying to get it configured to the point where I was truly comfortable with it, boosted the hidden costs to far beyond the advertised price.

My Mac, on the other hand, has been an absolute joy from Day One: easy, intuitive, and fully functional from the start. The holdups and drawbacks have largely been because I'd been so accustomed to the Windows kludge and workarounds. The time I've spent in getting to know my Mac has not been wasted in trying to get it to execute commands that should have been easy. Its sticker price was higher, but the time I've spent with it has been vastly more rewarding and fulfilling.

And that's what it really comes down to. How much time do you want to spend dicking around with the guts of a machine because you have no choice but to do so, and how much time do you want to spend just working on it?

Your mileage may vary, of course. You might be the sort of person who enjoys experimenting with video cards and RAM configurations, or who wants to have the most bleeding edge technology available from a wide variety of vendors (though in that case, you might as well go with one of the Linux variants). But if you want a machine that is reliable, functional, and intuitive - that is, if you'd like a machine that works without YOU having to work for it - the value of a Mac far outweighs the price of a PC.

The other night I decided to clean out my keyboard. Why?

Here: XKCD explains.

Anyway, it had been years. Years and years. I figured I'd do it right, so I sat down with the family and disassembled the keyboard (much as I plan on disassembling and cleaning my imaginary gun collection when my daughter starts dating). Robin said, "Hey, you ought to line up your keys so you don't put them in the wrong spot."
I laughed at her. After all, I'm a professional writer; the keyboard is an extension of my hand. I put it back together with few problems, though it was a long and delicate process. It sounded good, it felt good, and I'd stripped the keyboard and put it back together all under my own power.

So you can imagine my surprise when I discovered I'd switched the U and the I.

And now I've discovered that when I remove my hand from the keyboard to grab the mouse, I give a quick look to the keyboard to ensure that I'm in proper position... and that friggin' U/I switch is really, really messing me up.

When I've got a free moment I'll switch it back. Or learn Dvorak.

In particular, a sense of martial history, and even more particularly, swords.

This essay helps to destroy the myth that medieval swords were heavy, cumbersome things that were better suited to smashing than to slashing - or "clubs with edges." Apparently, this latter belief caught hold because many of the surviving weapons from the era (or, at least, many of the surviving weapons that are in museums) were "parade weapons", used primarily for show. As such, their balance was off, they were of inferior craftsmanship, and they would have been wildly uncontrollable in actual combat.

However, as the author notes, most weapons were between 2 to 4.5 pounds, well balanced between the blade and the pommel, and were capable of fine precision. Granted, they were not as light and nimble as an epee or a foil, but they were still capable of weaving a net.

If you're interested in medieval battle gear, you'll want to give it a read. It'll be worth your time.

* EDITED TO ADD: In comments, babygoat points out that swinging around a sword for any length of time - even one that's only a few pounds - quickly grows tiresome, and that battles would likely be determined by endurance rather than strength. This may account for at least part of the image of medieval blades being crude and cumbersome: at the end of a day of battle, even the toughest guy on the field is going to find his muscles burning, and his strokes are going to be lot wilder than they would have been in the morning.

This ranks as a top sad-making story: a five-page piece about overworked and frazzled parents who accidentally leave their kids to die of hyperthermia. First reaction is, "Oh, those dumb people didn't deserve kids."

Then you get the brain experts, telling us how times of stress can overwhelm even the most prepared and conscientious minds. You get the molecular physiologist saying:

"Memory is a machine," he says, "and it is not flawless. Our conscious mind prioritizes things by importance, but on a cellular level, our memory does not. If you're capable of forgetting your cellphone, you are potentially capable of forgetting your child."

And you get a quote like this:

Then there is the Chattanooga, Tenn., business executive who must live with this: His motion-detector car alarm went off, three separate times, out there in the broiling sun. But when he looked out, he couldn't see anyone tampering with the car. So he remotely deactivated the alarm and went calmly back to work.

Jesus.

Don't read this at work.

This is hilarious.

Hello, gamer/mini types! I would like to direct everyone's attention toward one Mr. Sean K. Reynolds, who is putting up some minis for sale. Sean is awesome; therefore, his minis are awesome. Send him some love!

This may be the only time in your life you will find yourself agreeing with Hitler.

Oh, and spoiler alert.

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So we've been watching Oz - the prison drama series, rather than the Dorothy/Lion/Woodsman thing - or rather, Robin and I have, at night, after the kids are in bed. Because, you know, prison rapes and shanking and murders are maybe a little too mature for the kids at this stage of their lives. Anyway. We've been watching Oz, and Robin says of one of the characters, "Man, that guy really looks familiar." The character is Jaz Hoyt, a tattooed, pierced, biker guy.

Turns out he's played by Evan Seinfeld, from Biohazard. So yeah, they'd met.*

*note: not in a porno kind of way, but in a musician way.

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Yesterday's humor line: "You know, you can like kids, NOT like adults, and still not be a pedophile!"

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As I was conducting a much-delayed chore the other night, I realized that my version of cleaning the gun when boys come to date my daughter will probably be me cleaning my keyboard. Yes, I had my keyboard disasembled with swabs and alcohol out and everything. Lots of cat hair gets inside keyboards in ten years. Who knew?

This week in Ebay, we have some foreign language AD&D, some Ravenloft, and some Al-Qadim!:
-FRENCH AD&D 2nd Edition Core Set: DMG, PHB, DM Screen
-GERMAN DRAGONLANCE DLE2-3: Drachenfeste/Drachenzauber
-GERMAN AD&D 2nd Edition Core Set: DMG, PHB, DM Screen
-TSR 9298 Ravenloft Adventure RA1 Feast of Goblyns
-TSR 9364 Ravenloft Adventure RQ2 Thoughts of Darkness
-TSR 9338 Ravenloft Adventure RA3 Touch of Death
-TSR 9331 Ravenloft Accessory RR1 Darklords
-TSR 9336 Ravenloft Accessory RR2 Book of Crypts
-TSR 9345 Ravenloft Accessory RR3 Van Richten’s Guide to Vampires
-TSR 9345 Ravenloft Accessory RR3 Van Richten’s Guide to Vampires (shrink)
-TSR 9348 Ravenloft Accessory RR4 Islands of Terror (shrink)
-TSR 1091 Al-Qadim Accessory City of Delights
-TSR 9366 Al-Qadim Sourcebox ALQ1 Golden Voyages
-TSR 9432 Al-Qadim Sourcebox ALQ3 A Dozen and One Adventures
-TSR 9433 Al-Qadim Sourcebox ALQ4 Secrets of the Lamp

via jguy70 comes this bit of happy news:

Inside sources close to the negotiations of the upcoming Arrested Development movie tell me that Superbad and Juno star (and before that, hello, George-Michael Bluth!) Michael Cera has finally agreed to do the feature film project.

Cera had been the lone holdout among the show's stars for several weeks. All other Bluths, including Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Tony Hale, Jessica Walter, Jeffrey Tambor and David Cross, are already game, according to sources.

So when exactly will the movie happen?

According to insiders, the movie may go as early as the end of the year, if they can put it together in time.

Steve Holt!

McDonald's: We Turn a Blind Eye to Crime!

A minimum-wage McDonald's employee tackled and ejected a patron who was hitting a woman in the face. He got shot multiple times for his troubles, racking up $300,000 in medical bills. And now McD's is claiming that, because his 30-minute new-hire orientation was supposed to contain instructions not to get involved (besides dialing 911), he's not eligible for worker's comp.

Great PR move, McDonald's. Stay classy.

You Try to Live on 500K in This Town

As far as I can tell - and I think I've got a pretty good ear for that sort of thing - this piece is not intended as satire.

PRIVATE school: $32,000 a year per student.

Mortgage: $96,000 a year.

Co-op maintenance fee: $96,000 a year.

Nanny: $45,000 a year.

We are already at $269,000, and we haven’t even gotten to taxes yet.

Five hundred thousand dollars — the amount President Obama wants to set as the top pay for banking executives whose firms accept government bailout money — seems like a lot, and it is a lot. To many people in many places, it is a princely sum to live on. But in the neighborhoods of New York City and its suburban enclaves where successful bankers live, half a million a year can go very fast.

For all the talk these people throw out about how we plebes need to be financially responsible and scrimp and save for the future, they sure do throw away a lot of money. I understand that the economy requires consumption, and that various threads hold our socioeconomic framework together, but I will not be lectured about my personal spending habits by someone who requires a chauffeur to get to work. I will not take dictates from someone who requires a vast government bailout to fix a business they've fucked up so irredeemably that it may take down the world economy. And I will definitely not shed a tear for people who believe that because they are accustomed to living a certain way, they are entitled to continue living that way.

The rest of us figured this out years ago. Why should the wealthy not understand what it is to feel the pinch of cold reality?

... and that means it's another lot of my old D&D stuff up on Ebay!

Right here!

This time, it's a rare Dragon Magazine Archive CD-Rom, the mega-adventure Rod of Seven Parts (still in shrink!), and a whole bunch of PHBRs, DMGRs, CGRs, and HRs!

Here's the list:
- TSR 1145 The Rod of Seven Parts Adventure (Shrink)
- Dragon Magazine Archive CD-ROM
- TSR 2110 PHBR1 Complete Fighter’s Handbook
- TSR 2110 PHBR1 Complete Fighter’s Handbook
- TSR 2111 PHBR2 Complete Thief’s Handbook
- TSR 2111 PHBR2 Complete Thief’s Handbook
- TSR 2113 PHBR3 Complete Priest’s Handbook
- TSR 2113 PHBR3 Complete Priest’s Handbook
- TSR 2115 PHBR4 Complete Wizard’s Handbook
- TSR 2115 PHBR4 Complete Wizard’s Handbook
- TSR 2117 PHBR5 Complete Psionics Handbook
- TSR 2124 PHBR6 Complete Book of Dwarves
- TSR 2124 PHBR6 Complete Book of Dwarves
- TSR 2134 PHBR9 Complete Book of Gnomes/Halflings
- TSR 2135 PHBR10 Complete Book of Humanoids
- TSR 2136 AD&D 2nd Ed PHBR11 Complete Ranger’s Handbook
- TSR 2150 AD&D 2nd Ed PHBR13 Complete Druid’s Handbook
- TSR 2112 AD&D 2nd Ed DMGR1 Campaign Sourcebook/Catacomb Guide
- TSR 2114 AD&D 2nd Ed DMGR2 Castle Guide
- TSR 2128 AD&D 2nd Ed DMGR4 Monster Mythology
- TSR 2133 AD&D 2nd Ed DMGR5 Creative Campaigning
- TSR 2144 AD&D 2nd Ed DMGR6 Complete Book of Villains
- TSR 2151 AD&D 2nd Ed DMGR7 Complete Book of Necromancers
- TSR 2146 AD&D Al Qadim CGR1 Complete Shair’s Handbook
- TSR 2130 AD&D Spelljammer CGR1 Complete Spacefarer’s Handbook
- TSR 9322 AD&D 2nd Ed HR1 Vikings Campaign Sourcebook
- TSR 9376 AD&D 2nd Ed HR3 Celts Campaign
- TSR 9370 AD&D 2nd Ed HR4 A Mighty Fortress
- TSR 9425 AD&D 2nd Ed HR5 Glory of Rome
- TSR 9408 AD&D 2nd Ed HR6 Age of Heroes

Well. My Effective Documentation talk was well received, and the 45 minutes of questions afterward covering many facets of the game industry made me realize that either I know more than I thought I knew going in, or I am an accomplished bullshitter.

Regardless, I've been offered the chance to teach Game Theory and Mechanics - one or two slots, as desired - and I think I might just take it.